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XXX: Return of Xander Cage Movie Review – 107 Minutes of Vin Diesel Chaos

XXX: Return of Xander Cage brings back Vin Diesel for an over-the-top, high-octane thrill ride packed with explosive action, wild stunts, and non-stop adrenaline.

Jarrod SaundersbyJarrod Saunders
January 27, 2017
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XXX Return of Xander Cage Vin Diesel Movie

Image Credit: Paramount Pictures, Columbia Pictures

Beefcake Vin Diesel returns as Xander Cage, the extreme sportsman turned top-secret government agent with a glistening bald head, in this over-the-top sequel to the early 2000s action-packed blockbuster. Directed by D.J. Caruso, 2017’s XXX: Return of Xander Cage (which holds a 46% score on Rotten Tomatoes and a 42 score on Metacritic) bulks up on cheap thrills and a paper-thin plot to deliver on all its promises: brainless entertainment, loud action sequences and beautiful people. And really, what more could you want from a Vin Diesel flick?

  • Vin Diesel’s On-Screen Persona
  • XXX: Return of Xander Cage’s Absurd Opening Scene
  • Xander Cage and Pandora’s Box
  • The Problematic Representation of Women

Vin Diesel’s On-Screen Persona

With each new film, it becomes harder to tell Vin Diesel’s on-screen characters apart. Much like Fast and The Furious‘ Dom, Xander Cage lives on the wild side and only communicates in cheesy one-liners. In fact, an argument could be made that Vin Diesel is really just playing himself in different settings. In Fast and The Furious, he plays an outlaw who loves cars and money. In Riddick, he basically plays that same character in space. And in XXX, he plays that same character again, except this time, he trades the cars for extreme sports. Either way, this strategy or type-casting (call it what you like) seems to be working for him. And why shouldn’t it? His films are dedicated to a specific crowd – the type that isn’t interested in a kind of story or any substance beyond high-powered stunts and explosions.

The fifty-year-old Vin Diesel is clearly aware of the type of films that he is making. There’s a running joke throughout XXX: Return of Xander Cage, and Diesel is enjoying every moment of it. How else would you explain some of the ridiculous things that happen in this movie? They’re not even trying to hide the absurdity. After a high-speed chase, behind Diesel’s smirk, we can tell that he is consciously trying his best to keep a straight face.

XXX: Return of Xander Cage’s Absurd Opening Scene

The film’s opening perfectly sets up every preposterous storyline to come. We find Samuel L. Jackson’s Augustus Gibbons (Nick Fury with a face scar) in a Chinese restaurant talking to an off-screen character who he hopes to recruit as a XXX agent. That character is soccer legend Neymar, who plays himself in the film. When Neymar rejects his offer, Gibbons turns to leave, and suddenly, a man enters the store with a shotgun in hand. Before you can say, ‘Miss Smith’s fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish’, the soccer legend picks up a random metal object and kicks it like a soccer ball to take down the thug. Gibbons responds by yelling “goal” and is then obliterated by a crashing satellite from space. It’s the perfect forewarning of what’s to come.

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Xander Cage and Pandora’s Box

XXX Return of Xander Cage Vin Diesel Movie

The story in Paramount Pictures’s XXX: Return of Xander Cage follows the extreme-athlete-turned-government-operative as he makes his way out of hiding. Xander is tasked by the CIA (or whoever these suits are) to retrieve an unstoppable weapon called Pandora’s Box which was stolen by a group of baddies with similar skill sets. Of course, he puts together his own team of misfits and goes after the stolen item.

The Problematic Representation of Women

My biggest gripe with XXX: Return of Xander Cage, however, isn’t the senseless action or the thin storyline or the ridiculously good-looking people. It’s the way women are presented in the film. Feminists are going to have a field day with this one. Every woman is presented as either a sexual object or a tough know-it-all. Usually, I am able to look past this, but it’s very evident in XXX. Often, the scenes feel more like hip-hop music videos than an actual film. Perhaps that’s the best way to explain the film: a music video pieced together with great action sequences in between.

In conclusion, if all you need from a movie is 107 minutes of brainless, noisy fun, then XXX: Return of Xander Cage (which raked in $346.1 million at the box office on a budget of $85 million) is enough to keep you entertained until Fast 8. It’s made for fans of Mission Impossible or The Expendables.

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About the Author: Jarrod Saunders

Jarrod Saunders is a Cape Town-based creative and founder of Fortress of Solitude, with over 20 years in film, gaming, and pop culture. He’s directed award-winning movies, built entertainment sites, and somehow still finds time to watch 500 films a year. Also: sneakerhead and part-time superhero.

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