WIN! WIN! WIN! To celebrate the nationwide release of Deadpool, Times Media Films is giving two very lucky readers the chance to win exclusive Deadpool merchandise. The hamper is made up of a branded Beanie, a T-shirt, a Selfie Stick, a Bottle Opener and X-Men DVDs.
Based upon Marvel Comics’ most unconventional anti-hero, DEADPOOL tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.
DEADPOOL star and producer Ryan Reynolds has no bigger fan than Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee, who has a fun cameo in the film and also serves as an executive producer. “There’s never been a character like Deadpool, and Ryan Reynolds plays him as though he was born to play the role,” says Lee. “Just like Robert Downey, Jr. was born to be Iron Man, you just can’t picture anybody else besides Ryan as Deadpool.”
Reynolds embraced the character’s myriad (and often twisted) facets. “In the comic book world, Deadpool is a man of our time with the ability to spout just the right thing, in terms of a pop culture reference, at the worst possible moment,” he quips. “That’s what makes him interesting to me and also makes him sort of limitless.”
Deadpool releases Friday, 12 February 2016 nationwide.
To stand a chance of winning, all you need to do is quote your favourite Deadpool line (from the movie trailers or comics) in the comments section below and share the comp online.
As always, all you need to do is share this page on Facebook (your wall) or Twitter and then leave a comment below (in the comments section) completing the above – on this page! The Giveaway/Competition closes Wednesday – 24th Feb 2016 at midnight. Follow @WhattheFza on Twitter for an extra entry. The Giveaway is restricted to South African readers who like us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter only and cannot be exchanged for cash. Terms and conditions/Site Disclaimer rules apply. One entry per person. Winner will be announced on Facebook and contacted via email.
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Deadpool: I’m touching myself tonight.
Deadpool: “you’re a lovely lady but im saving myself for Francis”
“And please don’t make the super suit green.”
“Oh, no! He’s beating our meat!” – Deadpool Classic Vol 1
“This guy’s got the right idea… He wore the brown pants!”
“You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.” – Weasel
Woooooow, SUPERHERO LANDING! You know that’s really hard on your knees, totally impractical they all do it…
Oh my sweet chimichunga, this merch is amazing – and so tough to get in South Africa, please pick me!!
“You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”
‘I never say this but don’t swallow’
Awesome merch.
Have gun, will shoot! – Marvel vs Capcom 3
“No, please, finish your tweet”
Shhhhh. My common sense is tingling.
Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.
“My common sense is tingling.”
“[to Scarlet Witch] More like the Scarlett Bi… Hey, hey, hey, I didn’t see you there.”
My t-shirt size is XL :-D
Please don’t make the super suit green! Or animated!
BANG! BANG!… BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
By the power of gray sku– No. Damn it. How do you activate this stupid–
“WAIT!!!!!! You may be wondering why the red suit? Well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy’s got the right idea, he wore the brown pants.” :D :D :D :D
“Suck It, Wolverine!”
“There’s no easy way to say this… I’m pregnant, Trevor!”
“Nobody’s getting hurt…”
*guy falls from fight wreckage*
“…that guy was up there before we got here” – Wade
Duh! Paper or plastic? Hellooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I’m Al Gore’s message of death, bee-yotch!
“No… No… Can’t get beat… By dude with… Arrows…”
“hey, if you looked like ryan renolds crossed with a shar-pei, you’d understand!” – cable & deadpool #2 . June 2004
‘You may be wondering, why the red suit? Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.’
“I’ll hold your hair back while you puke, cuz that’s just the kinda guy I am.”
Deadpool : “I think i am going deaf – no wait there was a knife in my ears, how come no one told me now i just feel silly ! “
Deadpool : “hey ur not in my pants dont speak for my bladder ! “
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…oooooooooooo… Fake laugh”
Deadpool : “Wolverine, you have more corn in your one liners than I have in my poop after the county fair ! “
“A sphincter says what?”
“I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex!”
OOOOOOOh! Here it is! Gonna be touching my new Deadpool selfie stick all night loooong!
“I love the smell of pancakes in the morning… Smells like, victory!” deadpool the game
“How does Batman make crap like that look so easy
– Who’s that?
-Nevermind”
Deadpool Comic
“Are you talking to yourself or do you see little yellow boxes too?”
This thread… made my day.
“Wait… did I leave the stove on?”
Thunderbolt and lightning – very very frightening…Thor!
From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time, comes… me!
“this Guy knows what im talking about….. he brought the brown pants” . sunday cant come soon enough
“Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible…and…completely unfuckable”.. -DP
lol
I shiiiiiiiiit …. Did I leave the stove on?
“…I don’t have time for your X-Men bullshit, Colossus. Besides, nobody’s getting hurt…”
[enemy falls off road sign]
…”That guy was up there before we got here.”
Shhh…My common sense is tingling
Your right. Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate and brain. All thing I can live without
“Don’t know about this one. What’s her name? Nutcase girl, tail girl?” ‘It’s squirrel girl…you evil, evil man!’ “Hmm must be talking out loud again”
From the Civil War story arc.
“My common sense is tingling.”
i feel sorry for the guy that pressures her into prom sex #SexIsSpecialandDangerous #Deadpool4Life
I have 2:: You’re right. Cancer’s only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.
I so pity the dude that pressures her into prom sex
“WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that’s so bad guys don’t see me bleed.
…This guy’s got the right idea… He wore the brown pants!” – Deadpool
Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas!
my haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
You may be wondering why the red suit? Well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.
“The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a ‘mercenary’. I prefer the title ‘cleaner of the gene pool’. And I’ve made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He’s always sending me to his amusement park.”
Looks like an old avocado had sex with an older avocado.
“A-Poc-Key-Lips. I think I found my new favorite word!”
“Did I forget the stove on????”
“Did I leave the stove on?” – Deadpool
(inhales gunsmoke) Ah! Im so turned on right now.
On the sideline, having the deadpool beanie would complete my life. Beanies are bae <3
Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.
Deadpool: “WAIT!!!! You may be wondering why the red suit, well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy has got the right idea, he wore the brown pants.
Please dont make the suit green or animated
Shhhh. My common sense is tingling
I suggest the reader crank “Five minutes Alone” by Pantera. Perfect song for me to kick some dead president butt to.
Do I still think in those little yellow boxes? I’m good. OOOO I missed you little yellow boxes
Deadpool: Wow, I can’t believe you guys got Jean-Luc Picard to be in your game.
Deadpool: [to The Hulk] So greenie, can I get your cousin’s number?
Deadpool: [regarding Hawkeye] Oh, oh, so they’re letting Robin Hood in, but somehow the Avengers keep losing my phone number. What’s up with that?
Deadpool: [to Ghost Rider] Oh man, I forgot to bring the marshmallows.
Deadpool: [to War Machine] Hey, what happened Iron Man? You run out of paint or something?
Deadpool: Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas!
Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape
It HAS to be in Deadpool VS Cable where he predicted his own casting:
“I look like Ryan Reynolds crossed with a sharpei.”
“You’re a lovely lady but I’m saving myself for Frances”
Deadpool: [to Angel Dust] You’re way too much man for me. That’s why I brought him!
“And please don’t make the super suit green.”
This guy’s got the right idea – he wore the brown pants!
This guy’s got the right idea… He wore the brown pants!
Who dares summon the master of glib, the deliverer of one-liners and the shogun of sarcasm?
Deadpool : “you smug little – speaking of games. You ever play Street Fighter?”
“My common sense is tingling”
You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”
Deadpool – I so pitty the dude that pressures her into prom sex!
This guy’s got the right idea… He wore the brown pants!
There’s no easy way to say this… I’m pregnant, Trevor!
“Who dares summon the master of glib, the deliverer of one-liners and the shogun of sarcasm?”
Seriously awesome, looking forward to this epic movie…
Very cool
“A-Poc-Key-Lips. I think I found my new favorite word!”
Deadpool: [to Doctor Strange] What, no top hat? What kind of magician are you?
Deadpool: Daddy needs to express some rage.
[starts firing his guns]
From Movie Trailer
Deadpool: Time for some cluck-fu!
[Deadpool pummels Harley with a rubber chicken]
“Super Power Beat Down: Joker & Harley Quinn vs Deadpool & Domino (#1.16)” (2015)
“Here are your options: #1 – F**k you, I’m Deadpool”
Wait…did I leave the stove on?
“I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.”
Valentines day will never be the same again, LOL!!
I’m touching myself tonight.
“You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday, maybe!”
I love puzzles! I used to eat them when I was little.
“I never say this but don’t swallow”
Shhh…My common sense is tingling
“And please don’t make the super suit green… or animated.”
My common senses are tingling ;)
Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.
If you don’t let me go, I’m gonna lick your hand
Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry
“If we were following my customs, we would be sacrificing a virgin right now” – Shiklah
“Yeah, well Spider-Man’s not here.” – Deadpool.
“If we were following my customs, we would be sacrificing a virgin right now.” – Shiklah
“Yeah, well, Spider-man’s not here.” – Deadpool
WAIT!!! …. You maybe wondering why the red suit?? :) Well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.
LEEEEROOOOYYY JENKINS!!! -Deadpool #38
I bet it feels really big in this hand….
You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that i was gonna score with someday…maby
“You look like an avocado that had sex with an older avocado!”
There’s crack hidden somewhere in the apartment, next to the cure for blindness. Lol
Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas.
Hmmm… I’m touching myself tonight
My common sense is tingling.
“If we were following my customs, we would be sacrificing a Virginia right now.” – Shiklah
“Yeah, well, Spider-man’s not here.” – Deadpool
“That’s what happens when you mix C4 with a bean burrito. Now be honest… I’m not the only one with a little bit of shit in their pants right now, am I?” Deadpool game
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You’re probably wondering why I’m wearing read.. that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed!
Cancer’s only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.
Did you ever think that to the nuts inside, the peanut is like their whole universe? I mean they could fall in love and never be together because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison –the shell– keeps them apart. It’s so sad! How they must hate their cruel master, The Shell, uncaring despoiler of legume romance! And then one day, They’re free! And it’s like, “let’s dance, you hot salty nut!”
It’s time to make the chimi – fucking – chungas
“That’s the only pullout happening tonight…”
“Its gonna feel huge in this , get outta here”
Oh no, finish your tweet. Just give us a second. Hashtag it. Lol
“I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex!”
And now for what I’ve all been waiting for!
Ugh, right up Main Street
Negasonic Teenage… what the shit? That’s the coolest name ever!
Deadpool:” Wait! You may be wondering why the red suit, but that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.”
“I’m touching myself tonight.” Deadpool
I had the Liam Neeson dream again
Maximum effort!
Gets stabbed through his abdomen by an elephant while hunting zombie ex-president Ted Roosevelt “you could of bought me dinner first”
DP: It reeks of old lady pants in here. Blind Al: sounds like you have a dick in your mouth.
Lol!
Cabbie: “What does that smell like?”
Deadpool “Like two hobos f**cking in a shoe full of p*ss”
Please don’t make the supersuit green… OR ANIMATED!
Nothing beats “My common sense is tingling.”
You’re probably thinking “This is a superhero movie, but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kebab.” Surprise, this is a different kind of superhero story.
“Hey, Spider-face, that aunt of yours single? Just curious!”
“It’s almost as if the studio couldn’t afford more X-men”
There’s so many Deadpool quotes that I love, so why post just one quote when I can post multiple quotes. Here are some of my favourite :
“…and yes, we are going to unalive them”
“Sewer pipes. the Super Mario strategy. It always works for him, so why shouldn’t it work for me”
“Gross!! My body’s never gone ‘sploorp’ before….at least buy me dinner first.”
“I have ever episode of Star Trek, the classic, not the one with the bald guy that looks like Professor X”
“-cool suit Spidey, what’s your sign? ”
Deadpool :”cancer, i guess”
“…only one teeny problem, you gave us wolverine, and for that, I can’t forgive ya. I got no problems with Hugh (he’s a delightful guy,he really is. True legend), but the movie, that was a career low for me.”
-Australian day trailer
“you’re way too much dude, for me, that’s why I brought him…I mean that’s why I brought her…I so pity the dude that pressures her into prom sex”
“please don’t make the super suit green,or animated”
“WAIT!! You may be wondering why the red suit, well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy’s got the right idea, he wore the brown pants.”
Deadpool: [to Captain America] You’re as American as Mom’s apple pie and hand guns.
What, no top hat? What kind of magician are you?
Deadpool: [to Nightcrawler] Phew! Smells like somebody just teleported a bean burrito.
I forgot to bring the marshmallows.
Wow, this is such a big house, but it’s only the two of you here. It’s like the studio didn’t have enough money for another X-Men movie.
Deadpool: ” Oooh I so pity the dude that pressures her into prom sex”
You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that’ll serve a guy in a mask and bandolier? They won’t even let me into Taco Bell!
Daddy needs to express some rage
(on being told a fight is unnecessary) Blashphemy! All fights are necessary.
What is this? Smells like cordite and gunpowder and gun oil. Smells like… Christmas.
And you know what they say about people who assume things… I stab them. “Assume something and Deadpool will stab you.” that’s what they say
hey
Two of my favourite quotes:
“Say Jar Jar Binks is an abomination. Say it! ”
And of course:
” BANG! BANG!…BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!”
Deadpool rocks!
I’m gonna do to your face what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s!
“There’s a 160 Kilos of cochineal right next to the cure for blindness.” – Wade
“Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf.”
Did someone say chimichanga?
“Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex…”
“No, finish your Tweet. Just give us a second here. Go get ‘im, Tiger!”
Deadpool: I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex…
(Loved how in the movie they kept the fact that he engages with the audience. I need the merch In my life!)
I know right? You’re probably thinking “Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie”? I can’t tell you his name, but it rhymes with ‘pullverine.’ And lemme tell you, he’s got a nice pair of smooth criminals down unda’.
That’s right! You’re about to be killed by a zamboni! You’re going to die… in five minutes!
“I really pity the guy who pressures her into pram sex” LOL, this movie is SOOO funny.
Let’s dance…and by dance I mean kill each other!
“You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.” – Weasel
Wade: Please don’t make the super suit green, or animated!
I’m touching myself tonight
I pity the guy who pressures her into prom sex!
(wiggling two limp hands on broken wrists after hitting Colossus) All dinosaurs feared the T. rex.