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Win a Deadpool Hamper!

Jarrod SaundersbyJarrod Saunders
February 10, 2016
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WIN! WIN! WIN! To celebrate the nationwide release of Deadpool, Times Media Films is giving two very lucky readers the chance to win exclusive Deadpool merchandise. The hamper is made up of a branded Beanie, a T-shirt, a Selfie Stick, a Bottle Opener and X-Men DVDs.

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Based upon Marvel Comics’ most unconventional anti-hero, DEADPOOL tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.



DEADPOOL star and producer Ryan Reynolds has no bigger fan than Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee, who has a fun cameo in the film and also serves as an executive producer. “There’s never been a character like Deadpool, and Ryan Reynolds plays him as though he was born to play the role,” says Lee. “Just like Robert Downey, Jr. was born to be Iron Man, you just can’t picture anybody else besides Ryan as Deadpool.”

Reynolds embraced the character’s myriad (and often twisted) facets. “In the comic book world, Deadpool is a man of our time with the ability to spout just the right thing, in terms of a pop culture reference, at the worst possible moment,” he quips. “That’s what makes him interesting to me and also makes him sort of limitless.”

Deadpool releases Friday, 12 February 2016 nationwide.

To stand a chance of winning, all you need to do is quote your favourite Deadpool line (from the movie trailers or comics) in the comments section below and share the comp online.

As always, all you need to do is share this page on Facebook (your wall) or Twitter and then leave a comment below (in the comments section) completing the above – on this page! The Giveaway/Competition closes Wednesday – 24th Feb 2016 at midnight. Follow @WhattheFza on Twitter for an extra entry. The Giveaway is restricted to South African readers who like us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter only and cannot be exchanged for cash. Terms and conditions/Site Disclaimer rules apply. One entry per person. Winner will be announced on Facebook and contacted via email.



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Comments 174

  1. Avatar Michelle Hercules says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: I’m touching myself tonight.

    Reply
  2. Avatar Adriano De Canio says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: “you’re a lovely lady but im saving myself for Francis”

    Reply
  3. Avatar Chris says:
    5 years ago

    “And please don’t make the super suit green.”

    Reply
  4. Avatar Mathew Clarke says:
    5 years ago

    “Oh, no! He’s beating our meat!” – Deadpool Classic Vol 1

    Reply
  5. Avatar Ben says:
    5 years ago

    “This guy’s got the right idea… He wore the brown pants!”

    Reply
  6. Avatar Stunt says:
    5 years ago

    “You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.” – Weasel

    Reply
  7. Avatar David Ward (@deadrebel) says:
    5 years ago

    Woooooow, SUPERHERO LANDING! You know that’s really hard on your knees, totally impractical they all do it…

    Oh my sweet chimichunga, this merch is amazing – and so tough to get in South Africa, please pick me!!

    Reply
  8. Avatar Monique Bernic (@UrbanisedGeek) says:
    5 years ago

    “You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”

    Reply
  9. Avatar Damian Richards says:
    5 years ago

    ‘I never say this but don’t swallow’
    Awesome merch.

    Reply
  10. Avatar xdvd says:
    5 years ago

    Have gun, will shoot! – Marvel vs Capcom 3

    Reply
  11. Avatar Toufeeq MF'n Allie says:
    5 years ago

    “No, please, finish your tweet”

    Reply
  12. Avatar Sean Wojt says:
    5 years ago

    Shhhhh. My common sense is tingling.

    Reply
  13. Avatar Lebogang Molefo says:
    5 years ago

    Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.

    Reply
  14. Avatar Rawoul Sanchez says:
    5 years ago

    “My common sense is tingling.”

    Reply
  15. Avatar Denver says:
    5 years ago

    “[to Scarlet Witch] More like the Scarlett Bi… Hey, hey, hey, I didn’t see you there.”

    My t-shirt size is XL :-D

    Reply
  16. Avatar Dennis says:
    5 years ago

    Please don’t make the super suit green! Or animated!

    Reply
  17. Avatar Johan Van Der Westhuizen says:
    5 years ago

    BANG! BANG!… BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Reply
  18. Avatar Johan Van Der Westhuizen says:
    5 years ago

    By the power of gray sku– No. Damn it. How do you activate this stupid–

    Reply
  19. Avatar Linda Jager says:
    5 years ago

    “WAIT!!!!!! You may be wondering why the red suit? Well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy’s got the right idea, he wore the brown pants.” :D :D :D :D

    Reply
  20. Avatar Kage Bunshin says:
    5 years ago

    “Suck It, Wolverine!”

    Reply
  21. Avatar Dirk says:
    5 years ago

    “There’s no easy way to say this… I’m pregnant, Trevor!”

    Reply
  22. Avatar Quinton says:
    5 years ago

    “Nobody’s getting hurt…”
    *guy falls from fight wreckage*
    “…that guy was up there before we got here” – Wade

    Reply
  23. Avatar Johan Van Der Westhuizen says:
    5 years ago

    Duh! Paper or plastic? Hellooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I’m Al Gore’s message of death, bee-yotch!

    Reply
  24. Avatar Johan Van Der Westhuizen says:
    5 years ago

    “No… No… Can’t get beat… By dude with… Arrows…”

    Reply
  25. Avatar Dionysios Tsoukalas says:
    5 years ago

    “hey, if you looked like ryan renolds crossed with a shar-pei, you’d understand!” – cable & deadpool #2 . June 2004

    Reply
  26. Avatar Shane Steven Shannon says:
    5 years ago

    ‘You may be wondering, why the red suit? Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.’

    Reply
  27. Avatar Johan Van Der Westhuizen says:
    5 years ago

    “I’ll hold your hair back while you puke, cuz that’s just the kinda guy I am.”

    Reply
  28. Avatar Gareth Pahliney says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool : “I think i am going deaf – no wait there was a knife in my ears, how come no one told me now i just feel silly ! “

    Reply
  29. Avatar Gareth Pahliney says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool : “hey ur not in my pants dont speak for my bladder ! “

    Reply
  30. Avatar Gareth Pahliney says:
    5 years ago

    “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…oooooooooooo… Fake laugh”

    Reply
  31. Avatar Gareth Pahliney says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool : “Wolverine, you have more corn in your one liners than I have in my poop after the county fair ! “

    Reply
  32. Avatar Gareth Pahliney says:
    5 years ago

    “A sphincter says what?”

    Reply
  33. Avatar Lyle Arends says:
    5 years ago

    “I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex!”

    Reply
  34. Avatar Hylton Craig Arendse says:
    5 years ago

    OOOOOOOh! Here it is! Gonna be touching my new Deadpool selfie stick all night loooong!

    Reply
  35. Avatar Tarryn Bliss Droomer says:
    5 years ago

    “I love the smell of pancakes in the morning… Smells like, victory!” deadpool the game

    Reply
  36. Avatar Andrea Borckenhagen says:
    5 years ago

    “How does Batman make crap like that look so easy

    – Who’s that?

    -Nevermind”

    Deadpool Comic

    Reply
  37. Avatar Jonathan Glass says:
    5 years ago

    “Are you talking to yourself or do you see little yellow boxes too?”

    Reply
  38. Avatar Monique says:
    5 years ago

    This thread… made my day.

    Reply
  39. Avatar Dale says:
    5 years ago

    “Wait… did I leave the stove on?”

    Reply
  40. Avatar Wayde says:
    5 years ago

    Thunderbolt and lightning – very very frightening…Thor!

    Reply
  41. Avatar David Torr says:
    5 years ago

    From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time, comes… me!

    Reply
  42. Avatar Julian Michael Mostert says:
    5 years ago

    “this Guy knows what im talking about….. he brought the brown pants” . sunday cant come soon enough

    Reply
  43. Avatar Rishaav Rammy says:
    5 years ago

    “Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible…and…completely unfuckable”.. -DP

    Reply
    • Avatar devaksha says:
      3 years ago

      lol

      Reply
  44. Avatar TEDDY says:
    5 years ago

    I shiiiiiiiiit …. Did I leave the stove on?

    Reply
  45. Avatar Gilbert Roland says:
    5 years ago

    “…I don’t have time for your X-Men bullshit, Colossus. Besides, nobody’s getting hurt…”

    [enemy falls off road sign]

    …”That guy was up there before we got here.”

    Reply
  46. Avatar Adrian Louw says:
    5 years ago

    Shhh…My common sense is tingling

    Reply
  47. Avatar Brendon Bosch says:
    5 years ago

    Your right. Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate and brain. All thing I can live without‎

    Reply
  48. Avatar Aidz says:
    5 years ago

    “Don’t know about this one. What’s her name? Nutcase girl, tail girl?” ‘It’s squirrel girl…you evil, evil man!’ “Hmm must be talking out loud again”

    From the Civil War story arc.

    Reply
  49. Avatar Sahil Lala (@Sahil_Lala) says:
    5 years ago

    “My common sense is tingling.”

    Reply
  50. Avatar justin bothma says:
    5 years ago

    i feel sorry for the guy that pressures her into prom sex #SexIsSpecialandDangerous #Deadpool4Life

    Reply
  51. Avatar Mariam Toffey says:
    5 years ago

    I have 2:: You’re right. Cancer’s only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.

    I so pity the dude that pressures her into prom sex

    Reply
  52. Avatar Kamil kas says:
    5 years ago

    “WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that’s so bad guys don’t see me bleed.
    …This guy’s got the right idea… He wore the brown pants!” – Deadpool

    Reply
  53. Avatar Renier Van Loggerenberg says:
    5 years ago

     Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas! 

    Reply
  54. Avatar Heston Benjmain says:
    5 years ago

    my haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

    Reply
  55. Avatar Ashley Askew says:
    5 years ago

    You may be wondering why the red suit? Well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.

    Reply
  56. Avatar Mahomed Shoaib Omar says:
    5 years ago

    “The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a ‘mercenary’. I prefer the title ‘cleaner of the gene pool’. And I’ve made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He’s always sending me to his amusement park.”

    Reply
  57. Avatar Shaun Roodman says:
    5 years ago

    Looks like an old avocado had sex with an older avocado.

    Reply
  58. Avatar Ismail M. Ebrahim says:
    5 years ago

    “A-Poc-Key-Lips. I think I found my new favorite word!”

    Reply
  59. Avatar iceshade says:
    5 years ago

    “Did I forget the stove on????”

    Reply
  60. Avatar John Green says:
    5 years ago

    “Did I leave the stove on?” – Deadpool

    Reply
  61. Avatar Caitlin says:
    5 years ago

    (inhales gunsmoke) Ah! Im so turned on right now.

    On the sideline, having the deadpool beanie would complete my life. Beanies are bae <3

    Reply
  62. Avatar Ridley Van Wyk says:
    5 years ago

    Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.

    Reply
  63. Avatar Karien Labuschagne says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: “WAIT!!!! You may be wondering why the red suit, well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy has got the right idea, he wore the brown pants.

    Reply
  64. Avatar Jacques Theron says:
    5 years ago

    Please dont make the suit green or animated

    Reply
  65. Avatar Alisia says:
    5 years ago

    Shhhh. My common sense is tingling

    Reply
  66. Avatar Wayne Smith says:
    5 years ago

    I suggest the reader crank “Five minutes Alone” by Pantera. Perfect song for me to kick some dead president butt to.

    Reply
  67. Avatar Donovan Wilmot says:
    5 years ago

    Do I still think in those little yellow boxes? I’m good. OOOO I missed you little yellow boxes

    Reply
  68. Avatar Donovan Wilmot says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: Wow, I can’t believe you guys got Jean-Luc Picard to be in your game.

    Reply
  69. Avatar Donovan Wilmot says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: [to The Hulk] So greenie, can I get your cousin’s number?

    Reply
  70. Avatar Donovan Wilmot says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: [regarding Hawkeye] Oh, oh, so they’re letting Robin Hood in, but somehow the Avengers keep losing my phone number. What’s up with that?

    Reply
  71. Avatar Donovan Wilmot says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: [to Ghost Rider] Oh man, I forgot to bring the marshmallows.

    Reply
  72. Avatar Donovan Wilmot says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: [to War Machine] Hey, what happened Iron Man? You run out of paint or something?

    Reply
  73. Avatar Donovan Wilmot says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas!

    Reply
  74. Avatar Kurt von Schaetzing says:
    5 years ago

    Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape, Duct tape

    Reply
  75. Avatar Rachel Fenner says:
    5 years ago

    It HAS to be in Deadpool VS Cable where he predicted his own casting:
    “I look like Ryan Reynolds crossed with a sharpei.”

    Reply
  76. Avatar fazielahwilliams16 says:
    5 years ago

    “You’re a lovely lady but I’m saving myself for Frances”

    Reply
  77. Avatar Terrance Marthinus says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: [to Angel Dust] You’re way too much man for me. That’s why I brought him!

    Reply
  78. Avatar Zac Harris says:
    5 years ago

    “And please don’t make the super suit green.”

    Reply
  79. Avatar bloggerthat says:
    5 years ago

    This guy’s got the right idea – he wore the brown pants!

    Reply
  80. Avatar Annalene Nell says:
    5 years ago

    This guy’s got the right idea… He wore the brown pants!

    Reply
  81. Avatar Izanne Aronson says:
    5 years ago

    Who dares summon the master of glib, the deliverer of one-liners and the shogun of sarcasm?

    Reply
  82. Avatar Charles De Winnaar says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool : “you smug little – speaking of games. You ever play Street Fighter?”

    Reply
  83. Avatar Justin Hoar says:
    5 years ago

    “My common sense is tingling”

    Reply
  84. Avatar Jarred says:
    5 years ago

    You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”

    Reply
  85. Avatar Nathan says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool – I so pitty the dude that pressures her into prom sex!

    Reply
  86. Avatar Terry Ncube says:
    5 years ago

    This guy’s got the right idea… He wore the brown pants!

    Reply
  87. Avatar Terry Ncube says:
    5 years ago

    There’s no easy way to say this… I’m pregnant, Trevor!

    Reply
  88. Avatar Nazeem says:
    5 years ago

    “Who dares summon the master of glib, the deliverer of one-liners and the shogun of sarcasm?”

    Seriously awesome, looking forward to this epic movie…

    Reply
  89. Avatar Phillip Gibb says:
    5 years ago

    Very cool

    Reply
  90. Avatar Jarryd Chuck Kalideen says:
    5 years ago

    “A-Poc-Key-Lips. I think I found my new favorite word!”

    Reply
  91. Avatar Alicetine Anderson says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: [to Doctor Strange] What, no top hat? What kind of magician are you?

    Reply
  92. Avatar Alicetine Anderson says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: Daddy needs to express some rage.
    [starts firing his guns]
    From Movie Trailer

    Reply
  93. Avatar Alicetine Anderson says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: Time for some cluck-fu!
    [Deadpool pummels Harley with a rubber chicken]
    “Super Power Beat Down: Joker & Harley Quinn vs Deadpool & Domino (#1.16)” (2015)

    Reply
  94. Avatar Juan-paul Locke says:
    5 years ago

    “Here are your options: #1 – F**k you, I’m Deadpool”

    Reply
  95. Avatar Joshua Trapido says:
    5 years ago

    Wait…did I leave the stove on?

    Reply
  96. Avatar Shaheen Mohamed says:
    5 years ago

    “I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.”

    Valentines day will never be the same again, LOL!!

    Reply
  97. Avatar Slims Amod says:
    5 years ago

    I’m touching myself tonight.

    Reply
  98. Avatar Aubrey Fraetas says:
    5 years ago

    “You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday, maybe!”

    Reply
  99. Avatar Ryan Nathan Borland says:
    5 years ago

    I love puzzles! I used to eat them when I was little.

    Reply
  100. Avatar E=MC Hammer (@D4RKL1NG) says:
    5 years ago

    “I never say this but don’t swallow”

    Reply
  101. Avatar Charlie Small (@Nemo42_ZA) says:
    5 years ago

    Shhh…My common sense is tingling

    Reply
  102. Avatar Tanika says:
    5 years ago

    “And please don’t make the super suit green… or animated.”

    Reply
  103. Avatar Monica Guedes says:
    5 years ago

    My common senses are tingling ;)

    Reply
  104. Avatar Monica Guedes says:
    5 years ago

    Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.

    Reply
  105. Avatar Monica Guedes says:
    5 years ago

    If you don’t let me go, I’m gonna lick your hand

    Reply
  106. Avatar Michael Peyper says:
    5 years ago

    Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

    Reply
  107. Avatar Briar says:
    5 years ago

    “If we were following my customs, we would be sacrificing a virgin right now” – Shiklah
    “Yeah, well Spider-Man’s not here.” – Deadpool.

    Reply
  108. Avatar Briar says:
    5 years ago

    “If we were following my customs, we would be sacrificing a virgin right now.” – Shiklah
    “Yeah, well, Spider-man’s not here.” – Deadpool

    Reply
  109. Avatar Yasheal says:
    5 years ago

    WAIT!!! …. You maybe wondering why the red suit?? :) Well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.

    Reply
  110. Avatar Justin says:
    5 years ago

    LEEEEROOOOYYY JENKINS!!! -Deadpool #38

    Reply
  111. Avatar Carly Shephard says:
    5 years ago

    I bet it feels really big in this hand….

    Reply
  112. Avatar dewet says:
    5 years ago

    You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that i was gonna score with someday…maby

    Reply
  113. Avatar Trivesh Wowser Vassen says:
    5 years ago

    “You look like an avocado that had sex with an older avocado!”

    Reply
  114. Avatar Jacques says:
    5 years ago

    There’s crack hidden somewhere in the apartment, next to the cure for blindness. Lol

    Reply
  115. Avatar Chris Vermeulen says:
    5 years ago

    Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas.

    Reply
  116. Avatar Hiren R. Karshan says:
    5 years ago

    Hmmm… I’m touching myself tonight

    Reply
  117. Avatar Charl says:
    5 years ago

    My common sense is tingling.

    Reply
  118. Avatar Briar says:
    5 years ago

    “If we were following my customs, we would be sacrificing a Virginia right now.” – Shiklah
    “Yeah, well, Spider-man’s not here.” – Deadpool

    Reply
  119. Avatar Nadia says:
    5 years ago

    “That’s what happens when you mix C4 with a bean burrito. Now be honest… I’m not the only one with a little bit of shit in their pants right now, am I?” Deadpool game

    Reply
  120. Avatar brynniam says:
    5 years ago

    ?

    Reply
  121. Avatar Nick Allum says:
    5 years ago

    You’re probably wondering why I’m wearing read.. that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed!

    Reply
  122. Avatar Veeash Lala says:
    5 years ago

    Cancer’s only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.

    Reply
  123. Avatar Talia Oneida Komal says:
    5 years ago

    Did you ever think that to the nuts inside, the peanut is like their whole universe? I mean they could fall in love and never be together because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison –the shell– keeps them apart. It’s so sad! How they must hate their cruel master, The Shell, uncaring despoiler of legume romance! And then one day, They’re free! And it’s like, “let’s dance, you hot salty nut!”

    Reply
  124. Avatar Brennan Strydom says:
    5 years ago

    It’s time to make the chimi – fucking – chungas

    Reply
  125. Avatar Carlo Hendricks says:
    5 years ago

    “That’s the only pullout happening tonight…”

    Reply
  126. Avatar Mahomed Saleem Essop says:
    5 years ago

    “Its gonna feel huge in this , get outta here”

    Reply
  127. Avatar Ivan says:
    5 years ago

    Oh no, finish your tweet. Just give us a second. Hashtag it. Lol

    Reply
  128. Avatar Allen James says:
    5 years ago

    “I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex!”

    Reply
  129. Avatar Jacob Small says:
    5 years ago

    And now for what I’ve all been waiting for!

    Reply
  130. Avatar Zane says:
    5 years ago

    Ugh, right up Main Street

    Reply
  131. Avatar Mitch Horn says:
    5 years ago

    Negasonic Teenage… what the shit? That’s the coolest name ever!

    Reply
  132. Avatar Tyla Chain says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool:” Wait! You may be wondering why the red suit, but that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.”

    Reply
  133. Avatar Kellie Ann Painter says:
    5 years ago

    “I’m touching myself tonight.” Deadpool

    Reply
  134. Avatar JoE says:
    5 years ago

    I had the Liam Neeson dream again

    Reply
  135. Avatar Carel Olivier says:
    5 years ago

    Maximum effort!

    Reply
  136. Avatar Spencer Vader says:
    5 years ago

    Gets stabbed through his abdomen by an elephant while hunting zombie ex-president Ted Roosevelt “you could of bought me dinner first”

    Reply
  137. Avatar Sean Stanley says:
    5 years ago

    DP: It reeks of old lady pants in here. Blind Al: sounds like you have a dick in your mouth.
    Lol!

    Reply
  138. Avatar Kim Techmann says:
    5 years ago

    Cabbie: “What does that smell like?”
    Deadpool “Like two hobos f**cking in a shoe full of p*ss”

    Reply
  139. Avatar Andrew Cramer says:
    5 years ago

    Please don’t make the supersuit green… OR ANIMATED!

    Reply
  140. Avatar Marius Swanepoel says:
    5 years ago

    Nothing beats “My common sense is tingling.”

    Reply
  141. Avatar Tams says:
    5 years ago

    You’re probably thinking “This is a superhero movie, but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kebab.” Surprise, this is a different kind of superhero story.

    Reply
  142. Avatar Deyakhar Padaychee says:
    5 years ago

    “Hey, Spider-face, that aunt of yours single? Just curious!”

    Reply
  143. Avatar Emma Jones says:
    5 years ago

    “It’s almost as if the studio couldn’t afford more X-men”

    Reply
  144. Avatar Brandon Hung says:
    5 years ago

    There’s so many Deadpool quotes that I love, so why post just one quote when I can post multiple quotes. Here are some of my favourite :

    “…and yes, we are going to unalive them”

    “Sewer pipes. the Super Mario strategy. It always works for him, so why shouldn’t it work for me”

    “Gross!! My body’s never gone ‘sploorp’ before….at least buy me dinner first.”

    “I have ever episode of Star Trek, the classic, not the one with the bald guy that looks like Professor X”

    “-cool suit Spidey, what’s your sign? ”
    Deadpool :”cancer, i guess”

    “…only one teeny problem, you gave us wolverine, and for that, I can’t forgive ya. I got no problems with Hugh (he’s a delightful guy,he really is. True legend), but the movie, that was a career low for me.”
    -Australian day trailer

    “you’re way too much dude, for me, that’s why I brought him…I mean that’s why I brought her…I so pity the dude that pressures her into prom sex”

    “please don’t make the super suit green,or animated”

    “WAIT!! You may be wondering why the red suit, well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy’s got the right idea, he wore the brown pants.”

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  145. Avatar James Grey says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: [to Captain America] You’re as American as Mom’s apple pie and hand guns.

    Reply
  146. Avatar Paul Hilton says:
    5 years ago

    What, no top hat? What kind of magician are you?

    Reply
  147. Avatar Maria Botha says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: [to Nightcrawler] Phew! Smells like somebody just teleported a bean burrito.

    Reply
  148. Avatar Debra Mills says:
    5 years ago

    I forgot to bring the marshmallows.

    Reply
  149. Avatar Hamish Ramdhin says:
    5 years ago

    Wow, this is such a big house, but it’s only the two of you here. It’s like the studio didn’t have enough money for another X-Men movie.

    Reply
  150. Avatar Herc-A (@JoziGirl01) says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: ” Oooh I so pity the dude that pressures her into prom sex”

    Reply
  151. Avatar Moegamat Yaaseen Isaacs says:
    5 years ago

    You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that’ll serve a guy in a mask and bandolier? They won’t even let me into Taco Bell!

    Reply
  152. Avatar Moegamat Yaaseen Isaacs says:
    5 years ago

    Daddy needs to express some rage

    Reply
  153. Avatar David George (@ZADavidG) says:
    5 years ago

    (on being told a fight is unnecessary) Blashphemy! All fights are necessary.

    Reply
  154. Avatar David George (@ZADavidG) says:
    5 years ago

    What is this? Smells like cordite and gunpowder and gun oil. Smells like… Christmas.

    Reply
  155. Avatar David George (@ZADavidG) says:
    5 years ago

    And you know what they say about people who assume things… I stab them. “Assume something and Deadpool will stab you.” that’s what they say

    Reply
    • Avatar luva says:
      7 months ago

      hey

      Reply
  156. Avatar Daren Nicholas Nunns says:
    5 years ago

    Two of my favourite quotes:
    “Say Jar Jar Binks is an abomination. Say it! ”
    And of course:
    ” BANG! BANG!…BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!”

    Deadpool rocks!

    Reply
  157. Avatar lisahayesfoley says:
    5 years ago

    I’m gonna do to your face what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s!

    Reply
  158. Avatar Hendré Nell says:
    5 years ago

    “There’s a 160 Kilos of cochineal right next to the cure for blindness.” – Wade

    Reply
  159. Avatar Jayson says:
    5 years ago

    “Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf.”

    Reply
  160. Avatar Brokenn says:
    5 years ago

    Did someone say chimichanga?

    Reply
  161. Avatar Coenie de Bruin says:
    5 years ago

    “Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex…”

    Reply
  162. Avatar Coenie de Bruin says:
    5 years ago

    “No, finish your Tweet. Just give us a second here. Go get ‘im, Tiger!”

    Reply
  163. Avatar Sam Michelle says:
    5 years ago

    Deadpool: I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex…

    (Loved how in the movie they kept the fact that he engages with the audience. I need the merch In my life!)

    Reply
  164. Avatar Nicholas Smith says:
    5 years ago

    I know right? You’re probably thinking “Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie”? I can’t tell you his name, but it rhymes with ‘pullverine.’ And lemme tell you, he’s got a nice pair of smooth criminals down unda’.

    Reply
  165. Avatar Wife of a Gamer says:
    5 years ago

    That’s right! You’re about to be killed by a zamboni! You’re going to die… in five minutes!

    Reply
  166. Avatar cvanzylletmerepaircoza says:
    5 years ago

    “I really pity the guy who pressures her into pram sex” LOL, this movie is SOOO funny.

    Reply
  167. Avatar Lishon Bland says:
    5 years ago

    Let’s dance…and by dance I mean kill each other!

    Reply
  168. Avatar Carla says:
    5 years ago

    “You are haunting. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.” – Weasel

    Reply
  169. Avatar Luke Nel says:
    5 years ago

    Wade: Please don’t make the super suit green, or animated!

    Reply
  170. Avatar Tristan says:
    5 years ago

    I’m touching myself tonight

    Reply
  171. Avatar lilmac4 says:
    5 years ago

    I pity the guy who pressures her into prom sex!

    Reply
  172. Avatar Alastair J. Archibald says:
    4 years ago

    (wiggling two limp hands on broken wrists after hitting Colossus) All dinosaurs feared the T. rex.

    Reply

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