Most of us only know Toad as that little mushroom guy that kept telling us that “the princess was in another castle” in Nintendo’s Super Mario Bros. Unfortunately, the little mushroom’s popularity has just skyrocketed, and for reasons that aren’t gaming related. It seems the tiny inhabitant of the Mushroom Kingdom shares an usual similarity to U.S. President Donald Trump.
According to a passage posted by The Guardian from Stormy Daniel’s upcoming book Full Disclosure, Donald Trump’s penis has more than a passing resemblance to the miniture mushroom.
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fu**ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…”
For those who don’t know, Toad, who is a gaming character that tends to be just as recognisable as Mario or his green clad brother Luigi, has always been the sort of lovable high-pitched voiced mascot of the Super Mario games. Until now.
Thanks to Mr Trump (and Stormy Daniels), we will never look at Toad in the same light ever again.
