Stop What You’re Doing. Deadpool 2 Has A Trailer!

Fox has finally released a full trailer for Deadpool 2, and it’s exactly what you expected – full of snarky humour, spoofs, shots at Justice League and a lot of action with half-man, half-machine Cable (Josh Brolin). Please refrain from making Thanos jokes until the end.

The Merc with a Mouth is back and there will be violence, gratuitous violence, and good times to be had by all!

“I was born into war, bred into it,” Josh Brolin’s Cable narrates in the new trailer. “People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it.” Anyone who had doubts about Brolin’s ability to pull off the role will be silenced.

“After surviving a near-fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfil his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.”

Directed by David Leitch, Deadpool 2 stars Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, T.J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapičić, Zazie Beetz, Josh Brolin, and Jack Kesy.

Deadpool 2 hits theatres on May 18th.