A brand new trailer for Super Mario Odyssey has answered an age-old gaming mystery: “Does Super Mario have nipples?” The answer is a resounding yes.
During the Nintendo Direct last week, a new trailer for Super Mario Odyssey revealed a shirtless Mario, who is now no longer a plumber, dashing on the beach. While the game looks brilliant, many found themselves distracted by Mario’s clearly visible nipples. Not since the whole Batsuit nipples debacle has the internet reacted so enthusiastically, with many left with even more questions.
Who would have thought that in 2017 we’d all be discussing Super Mario‘s nipples?
if mario has nipples then why doesn’t yoshi – please nintendo this only raises difficult questions
— Matt Lees (@Jam_sponge) September 13, 2017
Will mario’s nipples get deleted on Instagram
— Jamie McKelvie (@McKelvie) September 13, 2017
Upon further inspection, Mario has been shirtless before…but DIDN’T HAVE NIPPLES. He GREW nipples for Odyssey. Story of the CENTURY. pic.twitter.com/V0luiEUYxC
— GoNintendoTweet (@GoNintendoTweet) September 14, 2017