Win a Deadpool Hamper!

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WIN! WIN! WIN! To celebrate the nationwide release of Deadpool, Times Media Films is giving two very lucky readers the chance to win exclusive Deadpool merchandise. The hamper is made up of a branded Beanie, a T-shirt, a Selfie Stick, a Bottle Opener and X-Men DVDs.

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Based upon Marvel Comics’ most unconventional anti-hero, DEADPOOL tells the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.

DEADPOOL star and producer Ryan Reynolds has no bigger fan than Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee, who has a fun cameo in the film and also serves as an executive producer. “There’s never been a character like Deadpool, and Ryan Reynolds plays him as though he was born to play the role,” says Lee. “Just like Robert Downey, Jr. was born to be Iron Man, you just can’t picture anybody else besides Ryan as Deadpool.”

Reynolds embraced the character’s myriad (and often twisted) facets. “In the comic book world, Deadpool is a man of our time with the ability to spout just the right thing, in terms of a pop culture reference, at the worst possible moment,” he quips. “That’s what makes him interesting to me and also makes him sort of limitless.”

Deadpool releases Friday, 12 February 2016 nationwide.

To stand a chance of winning, all you need to do is quote your favourite Deadpool line (from the movie trailers or comics) in the comments section below and share the comp online.

As always, all you need to do is share this page on Facebook (your wall) or Twitter and then leave a comment below (in the comments section) completing the above – on this page! The Giveaway/Competition closes Wednesday – 24th Feb 2016 at midnight. Follow @WhattheFza on Twitter for an extra entry. The Giveaway is restricted to South African readers who like us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter only and cannot be exchanged for cash. Terms and conditions/Site Disclaimer rules apply. One entry per person. Winner will be announced on Facebook and contacted via email.

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  1. David Ward (@deadrebel)

    Woooooow, SUPERHERO LANDING! You know that’s really hard on your knees, totally impractical they all do it…

    Oh my sweet chimichunga, this merch is amazing – and so tough to get in South Africa, please pick me!!

  2. Linda Jager

    “WAIT!!!!!! You may be wondering why the red suit? Well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy’s got the right idea, he wore the brown pants.” :D :D :D :D

  3. Johan Van Der Westhuizen

    Duh! Paper or plastic? Hellooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I’m Al Gore’s message of death, bee-yotch!

  4. Dionysios Tsoukalas

    “hey, if you looked like ryan renolds crossed with a shar-pei, you’d understand!” – cable & deadpool #2 . June 2004

  5. Gareth Pahliney

    Deadpool : “I think i am going deaf – no wait there was a knife in my ears, how come no one told me now i just feel silly ! “

  6. Gareth Pahliney

    “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…oooooooooooo… Fake laugh”

  7. Gilbert Roland

    “…I don’t have time for your X-Men bullshit, Colossus. Besides, nobody’s getting hurt…”

    [enemy falls off road sign]

    …”That guy was up there before we got here.”

  8. Aidz

    “Don’t know about this one. What’s her name? Nutcase girl, tail girl?” ‘It’s squirrel girl…you evil, evil man!’ “Hmm must be talking out loud again”

    From the Civil War story arc.

  9. Mariam Toffey

    I have 2:: You’re right. Cancer’s only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.

    I so pity the dude that pressures her into prom sex

  10. Kamil kas

    “WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that’s so bad guys don’t see me bleed.
    …This guy’s got the right idea… He wore the brown pants!” – Deadpool

  11. Mahomed Shoaib Omar

    “The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a ‘mercenary’. I prefer the title ‘cleaner of the gene pool’. And I’ve made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He’s always sending me to his amusement park.”

  12. Caitlin

    (inhales gunsmoke) Ah! Im so turned on right now.

    On the sideline, having the deadpool beanie would complete my life. Beanies are bae <3

  13. Karien Labuschagne

    Deadpool: “WAIT!!!! You may be wondering why the red suit, well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy has got the right idea, he wore the brown pants.

  14. Donovan Wilmot

    Deadpool: [regarding Hawkeye] Oh, oh, so they’re letting Robin Hood in, but somehow the Avengers keep losing my phone number. What’s up with that?

  15. Rachel Fenner

    It HAS to be in Deadpool VS Cable where he predicted his own casting:
    “I look like Ryan Reynolds crossed with a sharpei.”

  16. Nazeem

    “Who dares summon the master of glib, the deliverer of one-liners and the shogun of sarcasm?”

    Seriously awesome, looking forward to this epic movie…

  17. Alicetine Anderson

    Deadpool: Time for some cluck-fu!
    [Deadpool pummels Harley with a rubber chicken]
    “Super Power Beat Down: Joker & Harley Quinn vs Deadpool & Domino (#1.16)” (2015)

  18. Shaheen Mohamed

    “I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.”

    Valentines day will never be the same again, LOL!!

  19. Briar

    “If we were following my customs, we would be sacrificing a virgin right now” – Shiklah
    “Yeah, well Spider-Man’s not here.” – Deadpool.

  20. Briar

    “If we were following my customs, we would be sacrificing a virgin right now.” – Shiklah
    “Yeah, well, Spider-man’s not here.” – Deadpool

  21. Briar

    “If we were following my customs, we would be sacrificing a Virginia right now.” – Shiklah
    “Yeah, well, Spider-man’s not here.” – Deadpool

  22. Nadia

    “That’s what happens when you mix C4 with a bean burrito. Now be honest… I’m not the only one with a little bit of shit in their pants right now, am I?” Deadpool game

  23. Talia Oneida Komal

    Did you ever think that to the nuts inside, the peanut is like their whole universe? I mean they could fall in love and never be together because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison –the shell– keeps them apart. It’s so sad! How they must hate their cruel master, The Shell, uncaring despoiler of legume romance! And then one day, They’re free! And it’s like, “let’s dance, you hot salty nut!”

  24. Spencer Vader

    Gets stabbed through his abdomen by an elephant while hunting zombie ex-president Ted Roosevelt “you could of bought me dinner first”

  25. Tams

    You’re probably thinking “This is a superhero movie, but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kebab.” Surprise, this is a different kind of superhero story.

  26. Brandon Hung

    There’s so many Deadpool quotes that I love, so why post just one quote when I can post multiple quotes. Here are some of my favourite :

    “…and yes, we are going to unalive them”

    “Sewer pipes. the Super Mario strategy. It always works for him, so why shouldn’t it work for me”

    “Gross!! My body’s never gone ‘sploorp’ before….at least buy me dinner first.”

    “I have ever episode of Star Trek, the classic, not the one with the bald guy that looks like Professor X”

    “-cool suit Spidey, what’s your sign? ”
    Deadpool :”cancer, i guess”

    “…only one teeny problem, you gave us wolverine, and for that, I can’t forgive ya. I got no problems with Hugh (he’s a delightful guy,he really is. True legend), but the movie, that was a career low for me.”
    -Australian day trailer

    “you’re way too much dude, for me, that’s why I brought him…I mean that’s why I brought her…I so pity the dude that pressures her into prom sex”

    “please don’t make the super suit green,or animated”

    “WAIT!! You may be wondering why the red suit, well that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy’s got the right idea, he wore the brown pants.”

  27. Hamish Ramdhin

    Wow, this is such a big house, but it’s only the two of you here. It’s like the studio didn’t have enough money for another X-Men movie.

  28. Moegamat Yaaseen Isaacs

    You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that’ll serve a guy in a mask and bandolier? They won’t even let me into Taco Bell!

  29. David George (@ZADavidG)

    And you know what they say about people who assume things… I stab them. “Assume something and Deadpool will stab you.” that’s what they say

  30. Daren Nicholas Nunns

    Two of my favourite quotes:
    “Say Jar Jar Binks is an abomination. Say it! ”
    And of course:

    Deadpool rocks!

  31. Sam Michelle

    Deadpool: I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex…

    (Loved how in the movie they kept the fact that he engages with the audience. I need the merch In my life!)

  32. Nicholas Smith

    I know right? You’re probably thinking “Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie”? I can’t tell you his name, but it rhymes with ‘pullverine.’ And lemme tell you, he’s got a nice pair of smooth criminals down unda’.

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