How could they get it so wrong? That’s the general attitude of fans whenever they watch live-action adaptations of their favourite comic books. Okay, maybe not all the time. There are plenty of adaptations which have been great. But even at the best of times, there are moments when fans may be disappointed by something which wasn’t shown properly. Either Wally West isn’t as interesting as he should be, or the World War II JSA is as far from the WW2 JSA as you could get, or Hawkeye wasn’t wearing enough purple, or, um, Thanos is on the throne again.
Then there are those times when they not only got the small things wrong but the big ones too. Maybe the entire script just stank or one of the biggest villains of all time came across as just a goof with a jar of peach tea. So what’s the solution? Well, the most obvious is to read the comic books again. Or you could watch the animated superhero shows or movies rather, which will almost always get it right. Don’t believe us? Check out these examples…
Avengers: Age Of Ultron:
Since it first came out, this film has received some flak for its weak story. Everyone loved James Spader’s voice as Ultron, yet strangely nobody has made a big deal about the Vision – and he’s supposed to be a huge character! So why not watch the Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes stories where you see Ultron created (properly) by Hank Pym, becoming a sentient AI program whose plan to destroy humanity carries real weight, and where the Vision actually does things? It’s a huge ongoing story arc right from the beginning, but culminating with Ultron Unlimited where he tries to create Jocasta.
In that last episode alone, the Vision learns the value of human life the way he should. In fact, throughout the whole series, he becomes a well-rounded, likeable character. Ultron is a great villain too, struggling with its own contradictory level of humanity, and the battle which follows is just as much about human intelligence and guile as it is a slugfest. Oh, and Hawkeye talks about how great a hard-light holographic Captain America shield is… just like the one Agent Coulson is currently using in Agents Of SHIELD. But more on Coulson later…
Man Of Steel:
Superman is the “nail” of the DC Universe, and his origin deserves to be told properly. Yet Man of Steel didn’t do that, even if it chronicled planet Krypton’s final days, Clark Kent’s time in Smallville and his first public appearance as Superman. The Superman animated three-parter Last Son Of Krypton is vastly superior though, despite its seeming simplicity.
Do you want originality? Try Jor-El’s battle against Brainiac before Krypton explodes. Do you want Clark learning life lessons in his youth? Check, and Jonathan Kent doesn’t even have to die for him to learn them either. Clark’s first meeting with Lois is a classic and, while stopping a pre-Metallo John Corbin may seem lightweight compared to Zod, Superman’s future conflicts with Lex Luthor are teased to perfection. And this is still the best on-screen Lex ever. It introduces every character naturally and creates future plotlines with ease, as well as setting up the Lois and Clark relationship right off the bat thanks to an outstanding Jimmy Olsen moment (as opposed to just killing Jimmy once he’s shown up). Which is another way of getting to…
It’s like Captain America: Civil War only more boring. Actually, it’s hard to know what the real problem is with this film because it’s hard to stay awake throughout its increasingly-bloated running time. Before you think that’s an unfair description of it, be honest – even Bruce Wayne can’t stay awake in this movie for the whole thing. Add to this the weak character development (or no character development, to be more accurate) and the poor motivation for Batman and Superman actually fighting, and there’s little reason to get excited. So why not look at the cartoons?
If you want a Batman and Superman movie, there’s The Batman/Superman Movie, as stated in the review of that animated film before. Or you could try the two-part animated adaptation of The Dark Knight Returns since that was the source material. Which, in turn, also featured briefly in the Batman Animated Series episode Legends Of The Dark Knight. The Superman vs. Doomsday fight came across better in the animated Superman: Doomsday, but if you want to get back to BvS then they even battled in Batman: The Brave And The Bold. There’s a lot to choose from, and every single version is better than what was offered on the big screen.
Thor: The Dark World:
If you like villains who kick Asgard and heroes who put the hammer down, it means you’re a Thor fan. But even the biggest Marvel movie fans know that Thor 2 was a bit disappointing, and the best thing about it was Loki. So what’s better than that? Why not try the animated Hulk Vs. Thor, where Loki possesses the green goliath to put a real beating down on Thor and smash Asgard to pieces? Not only does this feature one of the best cans of whup-ass being opened up on the god of thunder, but it also forces him to work with Loki when the Hulk goes on an even bigger rampage than first imagined. Plus it features Amora the Enchantress, who really should have been in the films by now.
Or, if you’re looking for a tale where the Dark Elves stick the boot in, then you could watch Thor: Tales Of Asgard. This animated film details the adventures of a young Thor and Loki, sees them teaming up with the Warriors Three, learning a lesson in humility from Sif and covers the politics of Asgard. Which, basically, is just about everything you could ever want from any Thor film. Oh, and Amora cameos in that too!
Were they the worst heroes ever? They were certainly worse than their animated counterparts. If you’re looking for a real classic Suicide Squad story then you only have to watch the Justice League Unlimited story Task Force X, where Amanda Waller sends her team to infiltrate the JL’s Watchtower itself. It’s a high-stakes story which is so well executed that you’re actually cheering for them to beat the Justice League. How impressive is that? Very.
Then again, if you want a Suicide Squad animated feature which is just like the actual movie, then watch Batman: Assault On Arkham. It really isn’t a Batman film at all, it’s all about the Suicide Squad. It features a funnier, sexier, madder Harley, a superior Deadshot who you can emotionally connect with, the Joker’s appearances actually mean something in this, Waller kicks even more ass, Captain Boomerang is more entertaining… simply put, it’s a better film and makes the live-action one look even more boring than it already is.
Agents of SHIELD:
When it first aired, some fans were disappointed with this show and tuned out. It’s a shame because it’s evolved into one of the finest shows on TV, with great pacing, storytelling and fight scenes which are as good as any action movie. But it continues to let fans down (albeit slightly) with Agent Coulson, one of the standout characters from the Marvel films. So why not watch him in Ultimate Spider-Man instead?
Voiced by Coulson actor Clark Gregg, the animated Coulson is every bit the Coulson we know and love, and then some. From wearing Captain America pyjamas and fanboy-geeking over Cap’s shield to working out ways of balancing the school budget through strategic meatloaf recipes, he’s hilarious. For the best example though, watch Attack Of The Beetle, where he dates Peter Parker’s Aunt May. He shows he’s an action hero and a gentleman unlike any other.
The Dark Knight Trilogy:
Liam Neeson may be a near-unstoppable force in films (let’s be honest, the only clear defeat he’s suffered was at the hands of Darth Maul) and his portrayal of Ra’s al Ghul was a solid one. Marion Cotillard as Talia… not so much. Yet they continually mispronounced the name Ra’s as “Rarz” and not “Raysh”, and the romance between Bruce Wayne and Talia was ridiculously played out.
However, the DCAU versions are almost spot-on, with Batman’s complex relationship with Talia played out superbly in the Batman TAS episodes Demons Quest and Off Balance, which also shows Ra’s respect/hate relationship with the dark knight detective. In the Batman Beyond episode Out Of The Past, even the name thing is pointed out, with Terry McGinnis being lectured on the correct pronunciation of “Ra’s”. What more could you want?
Gorilla Grodd is one of those Flash villains whom fans love to see. Unfortunately, with the restraints of a television show budget, it’s been hard to have him on screen for too long. However, he was done some justice by teasing his appearance early on, and he’s been a decent – if typically underwhelming – villain. While it’s true that in the animated world he can be on screen a whole lot more, it’s fair to say that he’s been given some far cooler storylines and a whole lot more to say and do too. Like in the JL episodes The Brave And The Bold.
Grodd’s educated, sarcastic voice works a whole lot better for this character and, in his first appearance, he succeeds in taking over the whole of Central City, while the Flash and Green Lantern are forced to team up with Solivar. If that isn’t enough gorilla warfare for you, the rest of the League travel to Gorilla City later on. What could be better? Some jokes? Well, Flash and Grodd’s banter regarding bananas is laugh-out-loud hilarious. Then again, if you want even more Flash action then check out the later JLU episode Flash And Substance, or the Batman: The Brave And The Bold episode Requiem For A Scarlet Speedster to see Barry Allen, Wally West and Jay Garrick all at their best.
Let’s be honest, when it comes to on-screen duds there’s one superhero film which got almost everything wrong. Fant4stic set a new standard of boredom, and when even Wiki says the film is only “loosely based on the Marvel comics” you know there’s a problem. One of the biggest issues was how it misunderstood everything about all of the characters, in particular, the pivotal powerhouse villain of Doctor Doom. So just ignore this stinker and watch the 2006 series Fantastic Four: World’s Greatest Heroes.
With cameos from just about everyone of interest in the Marvel U, this show balanced the source material’s madcap humour with solid stories. For pure Doom brilliance though, watch the episode Doomed, where Doom and Reed Richards swap bodies. Not only does it give Doom a chance to live out the life of his most hated enemy, but Reed sees the world through the eyes of Doom… and learns to sympathise a little with the plight of the supervillain. Smart, savvy and stylish, this show was an unappreciated gem.
Legends Of Tomorrow:
When Legends ran an early promotional message featuring what was billed as “Sgt. Rock’s Helmet”, fans were elated. By the end of the season, they were disappointed to see the helmet was being worn by a nameless WW2 soldier and Vandal Savage’s destructive track record in history was dubious. How hard could it be to get it right? Not very, as the JLU Savage Time trilogy pointed out.
In those episodes, the team time-travel to WW2 to engage in a full-on war against Savage, who has replaced Hitler as the leader of the Third Reich. While John Stewart hangs out with Sgt, Rock and Easy Company, Superman and Hawkgirl spend time with the Blackhawks, and Wonder Woman meets Steve Trevor. It’s an action-packed, intelligent, cameo-filled time-travelling extravaganza which makes Legends look even more lame than usual, delivering on everything Legends promised but has still failed to deliver.
X-Men: The Last Stand:
Often hailed as the worst of all X-Men films, it was a poor mix of the Phoenix/Dark Phoenix storylines with the whole mutant “cure” thing, wiping out the major characters of Professor X and Cyclops before the halfway mark has even been hit. The film series may have tried to pretend this film never happened as much as the comic books tried to forget the whole dismal Xorn storyline, but it DID happen. So what would have been better? Where better to look than the classic original X-Men animated series?
Like so many classic tales, that show handled the Phoenix and Dark Phoenix sagas with all of the accuracy and respect which this tale deserved. From the usual Hellfire Club shenanigans all the way through to the Shi’ar stuff, it was all on display. Likewise, if you’re more concerned with the cure storyline, the animated show covered that too as Rogue travelled to Muir Island. If there was a downside to that, it was the poor voice work regarding accents, but even then it was still better. Then again, everything about that show was better, including Beast. No offence to Kelsey Grammer, but the animated Beast will always be best.
Oliver Queen has always been at his best when he’s a snarky, social conscience-driven socialist who’s having fun with Black Canary. The live-action show has enjoyed success, but there is too much melodrama and poor character motivation to be taken seriously, and Felicity Smoak hasn’t helped in that regard. In DC’s animated universe, his character is introduced by having him turning down JL membership, insulting several League members (including his statement that Captain Atom was exactly the sort of person he used to protest against in college) and then becoming the conscience of the team. However, the JLU episodes Cat & The Canary and Double Date cover his relationship with Black Canary to perfection.
His romance with Black Canary is almost immediate, as he nearly sacrifices his life to save her mentor Wildcat from the underground superpowered fighting league ruled by roulette. What starts as a physical attraction becomes deeper in the second of these episodes, when pair become an almost inseparable duo as they race against the Question and Huntress – whose off-kilter relationship mirrors their own. It’s classic Ollie from the outset, and everything his fans could want.
The entire DCEU:
DCEU producer Deborah Snyder recently made a statement that their version of Superman isn’t dark. Once you’ve stopped laughing at that statement, it’s fair to say that Superman’s struggle in balancing his god-like power with doing the right thing is one seen in the comic books at times… and the animated series. Yes, the DC ANIMATED Universe did a better job of this too than its live-action counterpart. And once again, it’s time to look at the JL Unlimited series.
JLU addressed the elephant in the room head-on, as Superman and the League’s actions become darker as the show goes on. So much so that the public begins to lose trust in them. It’s a powerful massive story arc which never crosses the line or alienates fans, but rather echoes their thoughts and concerns. Lois Lane, The Question, Green Arrow and even Batman chide the League’s heavy hitters as the episodes progress, one of the most impressive statements coming from Captain Marvel. Speaking for children, adults and fans alike, he says: “My whole life I’ve looked up to the League… I wanted to be you. But you don’t act like heroes anymore.”
Ultimately the storyline is resolved with style and class, as Superman publicly admits: “I’m guilty. We’re guilty. Of the sin of hubris… No-one should ever be afraid of us.” Hopefully, the live action films will learn this lesson at some point.
Avoid the film and just watch Green Lantern: First Flight. It’s as simple as that, and nothing more needs to be said about it. Seriously. Just… watch First Flight and you’ll know why. ‘Nuff said.