Jaden Smith’s Batman Song Is The Weirdest Thing You Will Hear Today

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Jaden Smith Has Written A Batman Song



There are some things you have’ta see but wish you could unsee. Jaden Smith’s Batman is one of those things. Will Smith’s offspring channels Bruce Wayne in a new music video. It’s all sorts of strange.

“Batman, Batman, Batman, Joker just put me on acid…”
“Batman, Batman, Batman, I heard you ain’t got a mattress..”
“Batman, Batman, Batman, I heard you married a Porsche…”

These are just three lines from the bizarre Batman song by Jaden Smith. Dressed in a white Batman suit, the one he wore to prom and Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s wedding, he raps and fights against Spider-Man and Superman somewhere in Hollywood Blvd.

When asked why he wore the suit to the celebrity wedding, he replied, “I felt as though I needed to protect everyone there and needed to have the proper gear to do so.”

The music video was directed and edited by Moises Arias, most famously known as Rico from Hannah Montana. It currently has 135,383 views, with 1834 likes and 1443 dislikes (make that 1444).

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And then daddy said “it’s all guud son, this will be great!” Hahahahahaha

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Why though??? Good grief. That dude will do anything to be “different” lol

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Ha ha ha he’s clearly lost the plot, poor Will probably shook his head when he saw this!!

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What is this hell….

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Andrew Lapierre

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Great. Batman was my favorite an now i want nothing to do with him JUS cuz of this garbage

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Ahmed-Faraaz Sparx Parker Muhammad Sanglay

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I like it

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WTF is this sh!t!? My eyes!! My ears!! AAARRRGG!!! Lol

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It sounds like every other piece of over-produced, high hat saturated “urban” bullshit that’s released these days.

Yawn.

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ok grandpa

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I guess? I appreciate the days when musicians actually played real instruments that exist in the real world and not at the behest of a few mouse clicks.

This kid is a talentless total fucking weirdo. He’s only given any attention because of his daddy’s fame in an era where Janis Joplin would be laughed out of any record label because she’s “ugly”.

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technology is its own instrument man, rejecting it is like people who rejected electronic keyboards in the 70’s

you can’t fight the future, all you can do is embrace it

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Naw, im good. I’m happy to be the “grandpa” who listens to classic rock and blues :)

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nothing wrong with that, but as Beck said, “you can’t write if you can’t relate….”

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I’m not sure I could ever relate to an out of touch millionaire spoiled brat with schizophrenia, heh.

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I think what he was saying is no one cares about what you create if it’s not relatable to your audience

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I gotcha man, and agree.

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why did I click, why did I watched this, why did I ignored the warnings ….? damn you internet!!!!!

J Baas
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It’s like a car accident! I know it’s completely awful but I can’t help but to watch!
I now need therapy to have this erased from
my mind!

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Disturbing.

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I love Batman too much to watch this. Thanks for the heads up (you can’t unsee this).

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Vincent Hébert master bruce

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