One fan decided to launch a petition for Deadpool to host Saturday Night Live. With over 70,000 supporters already in favour, it seemed like the perfect idea, but now Deadpool himself (Ryan Reynolds) has responded to the request by spoofing rapper Kayne West.

Warning bad language follows.

Listen up, Lorne Michaels. SNL took my f-king Life of Pablo album without asking. Now I’m bummed. That and Rip Taylor – fake a-! I’m gonna break the mother f*cking internet. It’s been 7 years since X-Men Origins, fuck this shit. I’ve got the biggest opening rated R movie of all time. Are they fucking crazy? I’m 50% more influential than MC Hammer, Apostle Judas Iscariot, the KIA Sorrento…10% more influential than Barbara Bush, the Muppets, Bob Newhart. 60% more influential than the iPhone 5, shredded cheese and Dr. Ruth. 7% less influential than the Urban Dictionary. Don’t f*ck with me. Don’t…F*CK WITH ME! Dead or alive…3% more than Wolverine! Ha! Hmm! (Laughs).

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