10 years ago, 3 women disappeared and were never found until recently. The kidnappers neighbour (Charles Ramsey) discovered one of the women trapped in the basement screaming, while he was outside eating McDonald’s. In the wake of this incredible story of saving these 3 women from their kidnapper, our hero has proven to be more entertaining than expected. It seems Charles Ramsey was able to turn a tragic story’s pork into comedy bacon.
Also found were 2 children, one of which was confirmed to be Amanda Berry’s daughter (one of the women kidnapped). “Well, I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wroooong here. Dead giveaway. Dead giveaway. Deeeaaad giveaway.”
The Auto-tuned version will surely come soon.