The 10 Worst Comic Book Characters In The Marvel Universe

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The 10 Worst Comic Book Characters In The Marvel Universe



No matter how hard we try, we can’t all be Captain America, Thor, Hulk or Iron Man. Some are less, others are much less and then some are Leather Boy, 3D Man and Hell Cow. Here are some of the worst Marvel superheroes ever created.

10. Leather Boy

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The mere sight of Leather Boy’s shiny black costume is enough to have readers clawing at their eyes in an attempt to unsee it. However, Gene Lorrene managed to make his way into the Great Lakes Avengers team, if only for a brief period, after responding to Mr Immortal’s classified ad seeking “men and women of action”. In his defence, it probably wasn’t the best written classified ad. Still, what was Marvel thinking here? Was this character nothing more than a bad joke?

9. 3-D Man

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“3-D Man, 3-D Man, does whatever a 3-D Man can.” That’s how I imagine his theme song would go.

While escaping Skrull invaders, Charles Chandler, an American test pilot, is exposed to strange radiation that causes his 2D image to be imprinted on the lenses of his brother’s glasses. When his brother, Hal, concentrated, he triggered a dimensional shift that allowed Charles to reappear as 3-D Man, a superhero with enhanced strength, speed and senses.

3-D Man might be three times as strong, but he is also three times as stupid as any other Marvel comic book character. No, this is one Marvel character that will probably never make it to the big screen.

8. Hellcow

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Bessie, better known as Hellcow, is a vampire cow created by writer Steve Gerber and artist Frank Brunner. Just let that idea sink in for a bit. Cow + Vampire = Hellcow.

Believe it or not, Bessie, who was bitten and turned by Dracula himself, once teamed up with Deadpool to take down Dr Kilgore, a mad scientist. Yeah, you’re right, we can totally believe that the Merc With A Mouth would team up with a vampire cow.

7. Bird Brain

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This sounds like the type of thing my grandfather would come up with if he had to create a comic book character. Naturally, Bird-Boy, alias Bird-Brain, can fly and has claws on his hands and feet. So it seems that he is pretty much just a bird. I wonder if Michael Keaton would be up for another bird-related comic book character?

6. Asbestos Lady

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A brilliant chemist gone crazy, Victoria Murdock became Asbestos Lady after creating fireproof clothing using asbestos. Naturally, the villainess hated Fantastic Four’s Human Torch and became his nemesis.

5. Ruby Thursday

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Ruby Thursday, who first appeared in Captain America #63, is basically a woman with a great body and a malleable red plastic head that can extrude up to eight tentacles. In other words, that strange head gives her very strange powers. For example, she can separate her head from her neck and control both her head and body at the same time.

4. Doctor Bong

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Someone clearly enjoyed the greener side of life when they created Lester Verde, aka Doctor Bong, a character that possesses no innate powers. He is a genetic engineering genius and has demonstrated the ability to evolve normal animals into semi-humanoid beings. Not much else is known about Doctor Bong.

3. Litterbug

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Created by Geoff Johns and Shawn Martinbrough, Litterbug is a mutant who possesses superhuman strength and razor-sharp claws. Basically, he is a giant cockroach. His first appearance was in Morlocks #1.

2. Paste-Pot Pete

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Adorning an awful costume and creating a paste-gun, Peter Petruski first assumed the identity of Paste-Pot Pete but later changed his name to the Trapster. Thankfully, the new name also resulted in a new costume. Good job with the rebranding Marvel.

1. Hindsight Lad

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Easily one of the most annoying superhero characters ever created, Carlton LaFroyge, aka Hindsight Lad, has the amazing ability to say annoying things like “if only we had done it my way” amidst destruction. He might as well have the power of remembering the week’s TV schedule. He is really that useless. Hindsight is amazing, but it certainly isn’t a superpower.

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1-10. Cyclops

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I loved Cyclops in the X-Men Animated Series.

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Jarrod Saunders, we’re all allowed to make mistakes in life. Don’t beat yourself up about it.

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LOL. Whatevs.

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Imagine Marvel made a film with these 10 characters. I’d watch that. Marvel’s Rejects.

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Oh dear

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Dolan Kemp

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Lol. Marvel Secret Origins.

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We NEED a puking emoji!

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Lebogang Selebogo your favourite marvel character

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Mxm✋🏿

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Lol! All I think about when I see it is Judas priest….

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Iseyda Santos

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Andre

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Sidekick do strap on man

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I wouldn’t expect anything less from marvel

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What about Orgazmo & Choder Boy?

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Isn’t that what you named your right and left hand?

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Madison Salas

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I thought he was property of YMCA comics?!

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